11 May 2013

Beaming up QuiScottie



17 comments:

Sean Jeating said...

If you asked me, I'd say it's about time the corners of your mouth do start an expedition to your ear-lobes, noble Don.
Well, yes, you didn't ask me, still ...

Don QuiScottie said...

Not when embarking on such a dangerous mission (and I made it! and they have wifi here! So I am smiling now, even if my eyebrows have been swapped over in a minor malfuntion, which could have been much worse if other noble parts had been affected).

Don QuiScottie said...

...and the C of malfunCtion was lost on the journey too, but they have kindly supplied a replaCement one, even if they didn't have the right size available.

Wow! Funny looking people here. Time to explore...

CherryPie said...

I am wondering exactly where you have been beamed to...

Don QuiScottie said...

I am wondering that myself Your Highness CherryPieness, but since I don't know where exactly I came from (do you?) I doubt I will ever be able to figure out where exactly I have arrived, but I may have some reports to send (or I may not - it all depends on, eh... on whatever it is upon which everything depends, and I don't know that either).

CherryPie said...

I don't think anyone knows where they have come from and most people are confused as to where they are going. The journey from A to B is equally as confusing.

Hopefully your reports will help to solve these mysteries...

:-)

Don QuiScottie said...

And Seanso: The Friday 29th March 2013 post, entitled "You want a smile?" is the place to go to for a smile. I am there in the sidebar archives just waiting to greet you.

Don QuiScottie said...

Be assured Your Esteemed and Royal Highness CherryPieness, there will be reports, and if you think the journey from A to B is confusing what will it be like going from A to Z? I aim to find out.

CalumCarr said...

Guess we'll not be having coffee then!

Anonymous said...

Why so serious? LOL. Just not what I expected. What is about a photo that destroys a carefully constructed image that we have in our mind?

Cheers,

Suzie

Elephant's Child said...

Going, going, gone. I am glad that you are still able to CommuniCate with us though.

Don QuiScottie said...

Dear Calum - what goes may return

Dear Suzie - Will one image of me smiling inanely with a silly party hat on rebuild that image?

Dear Soozie (Elephant's Child... different from "Suzie"? I am a bit confuzy...) they say I can use their wifi provided I buy Blueberry Muffins... I thought I was traveling to the stars but I may just have been in a lift leading to Starbucks. I will investigate and report further)

Syncopated Eueball said...

I want a ceiling like that one and some blueberry muffins, please.

Don QuiScottie said...

That could be arranged more easily than you may think, Syncy, but you may need to find the fare for the flight to Scotland, unless you can source a beam machine in your locality for you to punch in the coordinates that I could supply. Such machines may be nearby, but will be disguised. You need a little friend like Aileen to find them for you.

Don QuiScottie said...

And I was hoping you might come to my defence against the "why aren't you smiling?" brigade Syncy. I mean... why the f**k would I smile at myself? That would just be madness... and I am not mad, am I?

Anyway, they now know where to find my smile: Friday 29th March 2013 post, entitled "You want a smile?" I do not intend to repeat the strain on my face too often (although I am doing it now, actually :) )

Claude said...

A much better smile on April 9 (2011) during your Kintyre trip, with a nice "Hello Claude" on the sand, for the whole world to see on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

No, not at all. I now know that you are not a small, rotund, smiler.

I had nothing whatever to do with 'Elephant's Child's' comment. You have obviously underestimated your readership.

All I meant was that when you read someone's blog you have an image in your mind. (At least, I do). And on many occasions I have found that the imaginary face bears no resemblance to the actual face.

So, I'm not psychic, which is disappointing. Not.

Suzie.