Where is she when a Scottish chicken needs her?
"Cluck, cluck... clu... To be bought and sold like a slave is so degrading, but ah... what are you humans really being kept for eh? Do you know?"
"Oh... How was that cluck translated into my head for me? Is Aileen around? That's a very profound thought for a chicken."
"More profound than I'd expect from a human. Anyway... piss off into the coffee shop and buy my eggs, unless you can help us find Knatolee."