I have found the perfect place for Adrig and Edrig to study more about life on Planet Earth:
Image from poledivas.com.au
Many years ago I was given a "Young Author" grant from The Society of Authors to help fund a year of research on a worthy book. I wonder if they might now give me a "Grubby Old Author" grant to join these ladies in their classes so that my developing account of the adventures of Adrig and Edrig can have the authenticity that is required? I am sure the lithe and pretty young ladies would welcome me in my Mankini. I'd be happy to wear the high heels if they are compulsory (or even if they are not).
Oh... My lithe and pretty Lady Lord, who was sleeping by my side (I thought) has just stirred, turned over towards me, and perused the bright image that I am giving so much attention in the middle of my lonely dark night. I must sign off now and try to explain.